Translation now at 100%

Editing will begin soon, but not tonight. Tonight, I sleep.

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We’re doing this. Now.

I finally have time. I won’t let it go to waste.

Edit: 94.5% translated. Tomorrow, we finish this.

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Games You Shouldn’t Play: PT 8

It’s been eight months. I am not a responsible person. But I have been translating, and if you’re following me on Twitter, you’ve been along for the whole ride! We’re at about 87.5% completion now, and I’m going into the final part of the game. After that, we’ve got editing, and then bug-fixing and release! Hopefully there’s not much left of this game, so we’ll see how it turns out.

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75% there!

Okay, technically 74.79% done. But it’s almost there, and 3/4 of the way done sounds so much better! If you don’t follow me on my twitter, you’re probably curious as to what the hell has happened since October. Well, I partied really hard over winter break (my birthday is also during winter, right on the new year) and as you can imagine, the backlash from that left me unable to do much translating for anybody. Well, people had to translate for me, from my vomit speech to actual English, so there’s that!

Unfortunately I don’t have a special feature for you today, but maybe I will in the future. For now, have a screenshot!

jedi master bate

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Games You Shouldn’t Play, PT7

Holy shit it hasn’t been four months since the last update, what did I do with the real translator and who am I!? But seriously, I have a super awesome announcement for today: Matsuri’s route is done! That also means that we’re 67.4% done with the game as a whole. Again, I urge you to follow me on Twitter if you aren’t already, because I update there far more frequently. You get once a month here, you get once a week there. Anyway, before I begin the review, here’s an image of Kurukuru Fanatic. I know you guys are probably starved for those right now!

WE BLEW IT

Anyway, read on for the review.

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Games You Shouldn’t Play, PT 6

Hey guys, it’s been a while. A number of months, actually. I’ve still been updating, but mostly on Twitter. We’re at 56.1% now, and now that I’m done playing this LONGASS game, I can start putting more effort into translation. I know it’s taken a long while for me to finish this game, but believe me when I say that there isn’t a day that went by that I didn’t think about it. RL stuff happened.

If you’re not already following me at https://twitter.com/DETranslations, please do so. I update much more frequently there.

Before we begin, shoutouts to the guy who donated to me the other day. I wasn’t expecting it at all, and it was a pleasant surprise. Thanks a ton.

But anyway, this review’s been a long while coming. I’ve been teasing it for a while, the “Cross Channel-like” that confused me. Now that I’ve played it, all the way through, and I do mean ALL the way through, I have some stuff to say. Actually I have a shitton to say. So if you want to read on, click Continue Reading-> and… continue reading. But before you do, remember: The review’s NSFW. I don’t intend on posting lewd stuff, but you’re not exactly going to get a promotion if your boss catches you reading it.

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53.7%

The title should make it obvious where we are now in the Kurukuru Fanatic translation. Not much progress, I know, but it’s finals time so I have a lot of shit on my plate. Anyway, two things I wanted to say today.

First, I have a twitter now, so you can follow my translation updates the instant they happen! (And any other inane bullshit I feel like posting.)

https://twitter.com/DETranslations

I don’t use twitter that much, so follow it in whatever fashion you please.

Then to finish us off, a picture.

Image

One of these things is not like the other.

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Kurukuru Fanatic Partial Patch

Some people have been asking for a partial patch, and I haven’t released anything recently, soo…

Here’s a partial patch of Kurukuru Fanatic!

This should cover the entire common route and Wazuka’s route, but everything else will be in Japanese.

It took a lot of time and effort to make this so please don’t post this on other sites. Just redirect here! More technical information can be found below.

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Games You Shouldn’t Play, PT5

I’m stupid.

I would say right now that Kurukuru is at about 68%. But it’s not, because I just realized that the way I was calculating percentage was wrong. I was comparing the size of the translated folder with the size of the original folder and calculating my percentage off of that. Turns out that usually, text files with English words in them are larger than ones with Japanese characters in them. So my numbers have actually been inflated. After I compared the number of files in the translated folder to the number of files in the original folder, we’re only at about 51%. That’s not acceptable. I’ve been unintentionally lying to you guys.

So I’m going to fix that. I’m going to translate until I can say that I’m actually at 68%. It’ll take a while, yes, but that’ll give me time to replay the game I was going to review today.

When I’m finished, I’ll edit this post to reflect what I’ve done. For now though, know that I’m sorry and that I’m also stupid. Mostly the last one.

Sorry.

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Games You Shouldn’t Play, PT4

Well, it’s been a bit more than a month again. That tends to happen to me. Time gets away from me? Y’ever notice that?

Kurukuru’s at 66.5% now. I should be doing more in the next few days though, so don’t count on that percentage.

Beyond that, the last batch of Special Editions have just been sent out. If you want one, don’t bother me. You had your chance. Bothering someone in the HUGE comments section of the last post might get you a copy though.

As for this edition of Games You Shouldn’t Play, I promised last time that I’d be analyzing a game similar to Cross Channel. I lied. It’s late and I want to tell you guys about some stuff before I head to bed (it’s late where I am)

So let’s get on with it!

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